Teaser Tuesday (221) The Dirt on Ninth Grave by Darynda Jones

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
• Grab your current read(s)
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) -- or less or more -- “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!) 

“And then he spoke the very first words he'd ever spoken to me. His deep, rich voice dissolved my bones. I almost responded with "Of course I'll have sex with you before you sacrifice me to your gods." Then I realized he'd asked me where the restroom was.”
 
 

The Dirt on Ninth Grave by Darynda Jones

Teaser Tuesday (110) When A Scot Ties the Knot by Tessa Dare + Unless You Can Be A Unicorn by Delphina Henley + Fifth Grave Past the Light by Darynda Jones

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
• Grab your current read(s)
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) -- or less or more -- “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!) 

“I think you underestimate my capacity for taking normal human interaction and making it awkward.”

When A Scot Ties the Knot by Tessa Dare

“It was almost surreal. Who has rational conversation, with graphs, on if and how to kill people? Unicorns, apparently.”

location 3586, Unless You Can Be A Unicorn by Delphina Henley

““A guy in an SUV tried to kill me.”
“That’s strange.”
“Why?”
“Because the guy I hired doesn’t drive an SUV.”
“That is strange.”

Fifth Grave Past the Light by Darynda Jones

Teaser Tuesday (109) Third Grave Dead Ahead by Darynda Jones + Dragon Mystics by Jaymin Eve

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
• Grab your current read(s)
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) -- or less or more -- “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!) 

“At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.”

Third Grave Dead Ahead by Darynda Jones

“We couldn't survive without Braxton. There was no Jessa without him.”

location 1329, Dragon Mystics by Jaymin Eve

Teaser Tuesday (108) Second Grave on the Left by Darynda Jones

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
• Grab your current read(s)
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) -- or less or more -- “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

“I’m Charlotte Davidson: private investigator, police consultant, all -around badass. Or I could’ve been a badass, had I stuck with those lessons in mixed martial arts. I was only in that class to learn how to kill people with paper.”

Second Grave on the Left by Darynda Jones